As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
is wine microwaveable?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
