i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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