doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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