She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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