Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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