That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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