Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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