He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have tasted many bathrooms
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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