I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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