Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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