I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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