That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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