Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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