i don't plan on having that self control this summer
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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