So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Randomize
