and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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