I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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