i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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