If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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