I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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