i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you win again, gameday.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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