shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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