That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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