I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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