Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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