plz talk dirty to me
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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