the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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