So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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