I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
