Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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