Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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