scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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