He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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