Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
as a side note pls kill me
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
