Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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