am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I want a musical about memes.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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