the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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