After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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