when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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