Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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