There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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