Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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