ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
