He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
im on a boat
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