rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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