who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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