You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Randomize
