Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
