no. you can't hotbox the world.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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