I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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