Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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