But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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